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Dear Pocketmonsterismylife sir!
Well, it’s another one of the Meekins Family Mottos sir!

Motto 43! Always call people sir to show the proper respect to them even if they don’t deserve it sir! It always distracts people in a fight sir! (not that I get into any sir and especially with the mean kids down the street, why would you think that sir? *shifty eyes*)

Dear Pocketmonsterismylife sir!

Well, it’s another one of the Meekins Family Mottos sir!

Motto 43! Always call people sir to show the proper respect to them even if they don’t deserve it sir! It always distracts people in a fight sir! (not that I get into any sir and especially with the mean kids down the street, why would you think that sir? *shifty eyes*)

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Dear Anonymous sir!
The who?

I AM AFRAID I KNOW NOTHING OF ANY IMPORTANCE ABOUT THIS SAMURAI WHO IS APPARENTLY MADE OF STEEL SIR.

Oh! Maybe….Maybe he’s a thing of steel made up of samurais sir! Is that it ….
No, that’s just silly. Nope, I don’t know him sir.

Dear Anonymous sir!

The who?

I AM AFRAID I KNOW NOTHING OF ANY IMPORTANCE ABOUT THIS SAMURAI WHO IS APPARENTLY MADE OF STEEL SIR.

Oh! Maybe….Maybe he’s a thing of steel made up of samurais sir! Is that it ….

No, that’s just silly. Nope, I don’t know him sir.

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hokay : D


Desperately

I mean

Yes, I do. *ilikemybikeplz* :’D

It would be interesting, that’s for sure. :B Feel free to ask about the ongoing story arc or the Forum!charries, by the way.

IT IS EMPTY. ;w; 

Y U FOLLOWERS/ANONS NO ASK ME THINGS? 

*sulks* 

-YoungSkyeMod

They told me I’d get lots of questions if I did this sir. *sniff* I would very much like lots of questions sir.

(Source: daddyjaadee)

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Dear Mr. Anonymous sir!
It’s not because I’m cold sir!

My feelings just get hurt alot because I am a sheltered little sheep against the tough world sir.

Dear Mr. Anonymous sir!

It’s not because I’m cold sir!

My feelings just get hurt alot because I am a sheltered little sheep against the tough world sir.